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Topless cleaning, tastefully done

We clean the bare minimum, so you don't have to.

Bad Habits Cleaning is bold, playful and unapologetically professional. Reliable residential cleaning with a fun adult twist — and boundaries we never blur.

4.9 average · 300+ homes behaving better

Immaculate pink and black living room with a feather duster on a marble console

spotless

every single visit

Discreet ✦ Respectful ✦ Insured ✦ Detail obsessed ✦ Judgment free ✦ Boundaries honoured ✦ Discreet ✦ Respectful ✦ Insured ✦ Detail obsessed ✦ Judgment free ✦ Boundaries honoured ✦

(01) The menu

Pick your bad habit

Spotless pink and black living room with a feather duster on a marble console

Most popular

Topless Cleaning

By far our most popular service. Your Dream Maid arrives fully clothed and promptly changes into her more comfortable attire. Great for newbies and vets alike.

from $209 · 2 hrs

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Black lace robe folded beside pink cleaning gloves and a spray bottle on blush satin

A little more excitement

Lingerie 2 Topless Cleaning

Your maid arrives fully clothed and promptly changes into her more comfortable attire. Playful, professional, unforgettable.

from $199 · 2 hrs

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Candlelit bedroom in black and deep pink with crisp satin bedding and a lace robe

Our spiciest

Lingerie 2 Nude Cleaning

Your Dream Maid arrives fully clothed and promptly changes into her more comfortable attire. Discreet, respectful, spotless.

from $259 · 2 hrs

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Candlelit bedroom with crisp satin bedding and a silk robe draped over a chair

For the experienced

Nude Cleaning

For those experienced in adult cleaning. Your maid arrives fully clothed and promptly changes into her more comfortable attire — nothing. Same respect, same boundaries.

from $289 · 2 hrs

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Pink and white kitchen with a gleaming open oven, pink gloves and spray bottle on marble

Top to bottom

Deep Clean

Ovens, fridges, baseboards, inside cabinets and all the corners a standard visit skips. Add it to any service style you like.

from $214 · 3 hrs

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Empty freshly cleaned apartment with moving boxes and keys on the counter

Deposit saver

Move-In / Move-Out

Empty place, spotless finish. We handle the whole unit so you hand back the keys — or get yours — without a single complaint.

from $274 · 4 hrs

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Marble table with confetti, glasses and a cleaning caddy with pink gloves after a party

Morning after

Party & Event Cleanup

Bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, game nights. We arrive after the fun and put the place back together — no judgment, ever.

from $249 · 2 hrs

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Blank pink notecard with a black pen and envelope on a marble surface

Ask and we'll see

Special Requests

Although we can't guarantee that we'll say yes, we do fulfill special requests! If you would like certain features, please let us know. Extra fees may apply.

Quoted per request

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(02) House rules

Cheeky brand. Serious service.

The flirt is in the branding. Everything else is straight-laced: discretion, respect, privacy and boundaries that are never up for negotiation.

Look, don't touch

Strict no-contact policy. Our cleaners set the boundaries and we back them every time.

Totally discreet

Unmarked vehicles, private billing, and nothing about your home ever leaves it.

Judgment-free zone

Messy is why we exist. No lectures, no side-eye, no awkward questions.

Actually professional

Vetted, insured, on time, and detail-obsessed. The tease is the branding, not the service.

(03) Book it

Ready to be a little bad?

Tell us where you are and what needs saving. We'll confirm within a few hours with a straight-up quote — no surprises, no obligation.

We clean the bare minimum

18+ only · Strictly no-contact · Cancel anytime